Rather jake or death

After contemplating my last post I realized that the situation wasn't so much "Jake vs. Death" as "Jake or Death". Much like the posed by Eddie Izzard "Cake or Death"

"Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Everybody – anyone could answer that. "Cake or death?" "Uhh, cake please." "Very well! Give him cake!" "Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice!" "You! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake for me, too, please!" "Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?" "Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..." "You said death first, ah-ha, ah-ha, death first!"


Clearly Patient X desired death over Jake. A blow to the ego? Perhaps... But I don't really believe student nurses were put on this Earth to question their actions. Onward, blindly onward my fellow western medical paradigmers!


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