Impressions of Germany

I guarantee that this picture is not photoshopped!1!11 Yes. This is a man (husky) wearing a Brett Favre (pronounced Farve) jersey walking into a Walmart Supercenter. Strange. Not in Wisco, baby, but check out the greeting under the Walmart sign. Herzlich wilkommen. Hearty Welcome? Anna? Anyway, whatever it means, further proof is the BMW featured prominently next to the goofy looking van. Both distinctly german. No matter where you go, there you are, eh?

Apparently public construction comes complete with spikes. You have to love a country that has such a small concern for lawsuits.

So yah, didn't we demilitarize these fucking crazy krauts? A tank speed limit?
Good Lord, Ma get the gun. Those wurst-eaters are at it again.