Jake vs. Everyone

Arrival on the nursing floor

Nurse 1: Turn around Jake. Don't even walk in there.
Jake: Hey! How's it going?

Jake: Hi ____, How are ya doing?
Nurse 2: Oh its crazy back there. Stop smiling.

Arrival on the "I"

Jake: Whats up _____?
Nurse 3: Why are you smiling?
Jake: Umm, I don't know.
Nurse 3: You have a wild night ahead of you. You are in there with him.

8 hours later.

Nurse 2: How are you Jake?
Jake: Well. I am doing really well.


I love my job.