Contributing to Council

Council Member: So do we have any ideas for the Float Pool T-shirt?
Jake: Float Pool. We do it anywhere!
Nicole: Bwa-ha!

Critical Value

Phone rings

Nicole: Hi, this is Nicole.
Lab: Hi, this is lab calling to report a critical value. Jacob Heath's Blood Alcohol is too low.
Nicole: Jake, you're such a nerd.
Lab: I know.